life in a nutshell, or rather a bunch of nutshells

Dec 14

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry Izzy I stole this from yewww :P <3

isabelemma:

twofish:

beau-me:angstyklainer:

Chance: You pushed me this far, now I’m pushing you the rest of the way!

Excuse me while I go cry for the rest of the day.

Oh fuck… I think I’m going to vomit tears!!!!! SHADOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!

Sep 04

CUNT!

P.S. I think your a fucking asshole. BITCH! how dare you ruin my night by telling me I shouldn’t fucking be there. I’m ALLOWED BITCH GET OVER IT! HOW ABOUT YOU GET OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE AND GET ONE OF YOUR OWN OH I KNOW YOUR TO FUCKING FAT AND LAZY TO DO THAT!!!! ALL YOUR GOOD FOR IS WATCHING EVERYSINGLE EPISODE OF TEEN MOM AND 16 AND PREGNANT!!! WHORE!

Ps. sorry for anyone who is confused just ask. it’s a long story and you prolly don’t care…it’s ok no one really does lmao!

Aug 23
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD, WHY WASN&#8217;T THIS IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD, WHY WASN’T THIS IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 23
yeahhhh, if that were me&#8230;.i would be dead&#8230;and the only reason i would be calling mtv is for  my own safty

yeahhhh, if that were me….i would be dead…and the only reason i would be calling mtv is for  my own safty

Aug 23
sweet deliciousness

sweet deliciousness

Aug 22
let&#8217;s go boys, move move move! lol!

let’s go boys, move move move! lol!

Aug 22
hahah and yet we still get by.

hahah and yet we still get by.

Aug 17

about me?

sooo. it’s official…i suck at this site lmao~! i don’t know where to go to edit any of my info or anything. can anyone help me :(

<3

Aug 17
quite your sass damnit and do as I SAYYY!!!

quite your sass damnit and do as I SAYYY!!!

Aug 17
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! lol

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! lol

Aug 14
(:

(:

Aug 14
lmao

lmao

Aug 14
peta pan???? lol

peta pan???? lol

Aug 14

holy ///.

that post is long lol!

unless you have absolutally nothing better to do and a heart. i would not reccomend reading that…j saying…n that’s coming from the AUTHOR LOL!

Aug 14

“Boy Friends”

ok. well. From what i have been told. boy friends. are ment to only be dating one person at a time…not.two….EVER!!!! at the same time. EVERRRR! when your caught in the act…don’t fucking deny it.

 I CAUGHT YOU IN THE ACT BUDDY!!!! i got my hard evidence. while you were checking my phone 24/7 seeing who i was texting, what i was texting to them, and what they responded. Haveing to know everyyyy little detail. GOD FOBID if it was a boy. THANK YOU FOR  MAKING IT SO I HAVE ABSOLUTALLY NO DUDE FRIENDS. bc it’s impossible to be friends with the opposite sex apparently with out having feelings with them none the less date them.

while you were literally STEALING my phone but never letting “anyone” touch your phone, (apparently im less then anyone…) you were out actually cheating on  me with the girl i would LEAST expect. …the one you said was disgusting…that you thought was “annoying. and that you never talk to” BULL FuCKING SHIT~!

you built up this slut that was always flirting with you as the girl who would be the most likely in my mind to cheat on me with… she made this greater by giving you that 10 year hug at homecomeing and wering a suuuuper short slut dress…and grinding on every penis she could. when you were ACTUALLY getting kisses and flirts from the “ugly”one…who is actually pretty cute. (NO WHERE NEAR as cute as me though;) sorry honey our a fake slut.) the way i FOUND OUT was bc her n i hung out n she said “yeah i think the reason he doesn’t want us hangen out with eachother is because he still had feelings after he started dating you…for me…” my reasponce….WTF? when did you fucking date him? i’ve been dating him for 2 years now?!(this was last year) her: oh man…yeah you don’t play any fucking video games either! only the ones that HE taught you…yeahhhh…i really wana hear about that…. fuck all of you. you’ve fucked and gone threw 5 boys (prolly 6 if you actually did the deed with him too!) don’t tell me you need to talk to dave cuz he maes you feel wanted bc ur depressed. YOUR A FUCKING FaKe!!!! you also fake being a tennis player but ya SUCK! that’s why no college wanted you!!!!

well then continueing one for anyone interested in my gushy life…. i found this out last summer and being that it occured  2 year ago and happened for a “week”, i was ticked. cried on my garage floor. sobbing to my best friend.and didn’t talk to him for like a half of a month.(in which time he prolly was screwing her or some bull shit like that )  but i let it go. (with giving him constant reminders to which he would ALWAYS get pissed at me for “ruinin” the mood…well. i just hacked into your facebook to put a cutsie little status on your page, and she messaged you…you OBVIOUSLY are still flirting with ehr HARD FUCKING CORE and OBVIOUSLY still remember EVERYFUCKING THING THAT EVER HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND HER. because the last message you messaged to her explained how you two almost kissed until your dad walked in on you. FUCK YOU. am I going to tell you i know. no. why. because your going to pull that. OHH it was sooo long ago i hardly remeber… bull fucking shit by the way you DEFINATLY kissed more then “once”

you are a complete waist of my time. i am burning you from everything. and you know what. i am going to be friends with every boy i want to. and your not going to fucking stop me. and want to know what else, if we even make it to thanksgiving. i doubt that will even happen. but you have some SERIOUS fucking explaining to do. and by explaining. i mean cut your own fucking balls off. bc im not going to ruin my innocence by doing it myself and you are a fucking douche bag. but if you want to keep me. that’s what it’s going to take.

that was your second chance…you blew it.

GIRLS OUT THERE. IF YOU BELIEVE THAT YOUR MAN IS CHEATING ON YOU. HE ISSSSS!!!! DON’T DOUBT THAT GUT FEELING. I DID AND IT FUCKING SUUUUUCKS!!!! believe me when i say you don’t want to be the one sobbing on the gross garage floor bc the “man of your dreams” just prooved your mom right by being a complete ass hole…it.blows.ass!!!!

ALSOOOO GIRL OUT THERE WHO THINK IT’S OK TO SIMPLY “FLIRT” WITH TAKEN BOYS OF 3 FUCKING YEARS!!!! IN YOUR”CUTE” LIL FUCKING TENNIS SKIRTS AND GOING OVER TO HIS HOUSE N TURNING HIM ON SO MUCH HE WANTS TO KISS YOU….NOTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK.

IF YOU DO THIS.

YOU

ARE

A

DIRTY

SLUT

AND

NO

ONE

REALLY

LOVES

YOU

:)

IF YOU ARE THE BOY WHO IS LETTING THIS WORTHLESS THING YOU CALL A FRIEND INTO YOUR HOUSE IN HER HOOCHIE MAMA MINI SKIRT AND MAKING YOU WANA FUCK HER BRAINS OUT.

YOU

ARE

TAKEN!!!!!!!!!!

STOP

BEING

A

WORTHLESS

MAN

WHORE

AND

THINK

WITH

SOMETHING

aSiDe FROM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS…i’ll prolly have a better one on here atr another time

OH! and the reason im posting this is because i just hacked his fb today. the messages were for 3 days ago…i saw him 2 days ago and today;this is not neccissary. im not a freak. just ticked at me “boy friend” :)

OHHH AND!!! lol any boys if you took the time to even skim this thank you :) and PLEASE message me :) male friends are on my “list of things to aquire” :) and no i won’t cut off your testicles lol just don’t cheat on me…

GIRLS :is this seriously such a hard thing to ask?!?!?!?